9.24.2010

student crossing

as i mentioned previously, i am living with a couple of older guys and a fratman, so things get pretty decent around here. fratman has one of those demotivational posters on the wall that reads, "focus on your goals, but don't get caught focusing" and then above it is just a photo of breasts. he also put up what looks like a road sign that depicts a passed out drunk guy spread out on the ground, solo cup in hand, in a pool of some viscous liquid beneath which is the legend, "student crossing". these are up in the common area, so they smack you around the face a bit as soon as you walk in. he has also provided a doormat with the words "studying" on one side and "partying" on the other. the trick is to orient the mat so that it corresponds with the current state of affairs.

did i mention that he owns and operates a beer delivery company?

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