5.18.2011

son of a bitch

this is joseph's favorite phrase, and he will whip it out at the slightest provocation. he raised the maternal conjecture most recently this afternoon when he received a ticket in the mail from the dot. reportedly, joseph is in the habit of flicking expired cigarettes out the window of his car while driving and a short time ago some public-minded citizen observed such an incident. this zealous person copied down joseph's tags, contacted the authorities, and filed a complaint. josephs intends to fight the charge however, and has asked me to recommend a good lawyer. i have no idea why he thinks i would know this information, but i conjectured that triangle area lawyers were no good, and urged him to exercise his 28th amendment right to trial by combat.

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